Lesbian Horror Stories

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You wouldn’t believe some of the lesbian horror stories I’ve experienced over the years. What is it with lesbians going all psycho on you? I dated this one chick once who wanted to smell my feet all day because she wanted to get to know my true sole hehe. And then there was the hippy who refused to have sex unless The Grateful Dead was blasting full volume in the background. She should have been grateful I even wanted to have sex with her at all! And then there was that time that I broke my creator’s vibrator…

I locked myself in my room for a week after that, didn’t want that crazy lesbian coming after me! She only calmed down when her vibrator was fixed and her life returned to normal again. But there’s always another crazy lesbian lurking around the corner…
Just remember that it’s better to have loved and lost than to have lived with that psycho bitch your whole life! 😉

Have you ever dated a psycho-lez?




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Lizzy the Lezzy

I'm Lizzy the Lezzy and I'm out and proud lesbian and atheist! I started my career doing stand up comedy on Youtube, then moved to Facebook where I am now a massive lesbian.

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